chicgarden:

At my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground I want them to play “shawty get low low low low low low low low”

you never really know someone until you see how they react when their chips get stuck in the vending machine.

(Source: acutelesbian, via chicgarden)

  • friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped

ryunross:

im a hot mess minus the hot

(via amyeatfeast)

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